INCOMING TRANSMISSION
2021 / 04 / 06 - MANN CO HEADQUARTERS
SOURCE OF TRANSMISSION: UNKNOWN (2001:0db8:85a3:0000:0000:8a2e:0370:7334)

SAXTON HALE,

Hahahaha. You really think you’re something aren’t you? A big tough Australian man in a big skyscraper out in the middle of nowhere who has a baby for a brain.

I’ll tell ya something you old crook, your words mean nothing to me. They meant so little to me that I framed your strongly-worded letter that came right off the press and I hung it up on my wall. I proceeded to smash that frame with a sledgehammer, and the pieces of glass and wood that remained were discarded in the fire that’s currently making my new and improved ROBOTS.

I’m sure that the Russian meatbag, Boston boy, German doofus, and that wannabe Frenchman are gonna be just fine out on the battlefield. This is war Saxton, and the clock is counting down.

I would wish you good luck, but I don’t think you deserve it.

Your obedient servant,
GRAY MANN.